pup

While I certainly applaud Pup for just fucking off and getting married in private like a normal person (see, Lara Bingle? It’s easy!) I could live without the SMH’s vaguely offensive precis of the newlyweds' achievements:

‘Both husband, 31, and wife, 30, have websites listing their key statistics. He has played 83 Tests, scoring 6097 runs at an average of 48.78. She has a 34B bust, brown/green eyes, and wears size 7½ shoes.’

You’re better than this, Sydney Morning Herald. At least, I’d like to believe you are.